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Yes, Grandma Bellefleur the bigoted OAP, either conceived as comic relief or as the over-estimated sour to the funeral's natural sweet, was firmly on the wrong side of funny every time she spoke � a bizarre and rare comedy misfire, God only knows what they were thinking when they wrote those lines. Granny faux-pas aside, the rest of the funeral scenes were fantastic � sweet without being schmaltzy enough to be FullHD5x9: Royal Pains Season 5 Episode 9 Watch Online Free , funny, touching and with Sookie outing herself as a telepath thrown in for good measure. As TV funerals go, this one was definitely uniquely Bon Temps, and a fitting tribute to an equally unique and much-loved character. Special mention goes to Nelsan Ellis, whose own unique character was the highlight of the funeral � bedecked in his finest funereal falsies, and somehow even more fabulous than usual, Laf's graciously told and touching Terry story may well be his finest hour.
As is True Blood's habit, the main storyline was diametrically opposed to the tranquil goodwill and benevolence of the funeral. With Eric releasing all the non-important vamps, True Blood went from notoriously naked to fabulously gory. Proving that revenge is a bloody business where vamps are concerned, we were treated to detached genitalia, severed limbs, exploding vampires and stomped on heads in a budget-blowing gore-fest.
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